| × I have broken someone's bones. | × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. | × I hate the rain. |
| × I'm paranoid at times. | × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. | ✓ I need/want money right now. (I want an external HD... 250Gigs...) |
| ✓ I love sushi. (Damn right!) | ✓ I talk really, really fast. (And my enunciation is horrible....) | × I have fresh breath in the morning. (Does anyone?) |
| ✓ I have long hair. (Or at least, it's getting there) | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. | ✓ I have at least one sibling. (Fortunately or unfortunately.) |
| ✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Canadian pride!) | × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. | × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. |
| × I like the way that I look. (I don't hate it either though) | × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. ("Honesty, is such a lonely word...".) | ✓ I am usually pessimistic. |
| × I have a lot of mood swings. | ✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Might as well be able to regulate it better or something... Not like I'd be involved at all anyways.) | × I slept with a roommate. |
| × I have a hidden talent. | × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. | × I have a lot of friends. (Depends on the definition of "a lot" I guess.... I have plenty in my opinion. I'm quite happy about it.) |
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex. | × I enjoy talking on the phone. (HATE IT.) | × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. |
| × I love to shop and/or window shop. | × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. | × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (No, actually.) |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. | × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. | ✓ I've rejected someone before. (Sorta kinda....? Ish?) |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. (.....*blushes*) | ✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Damn.) | ✓ I want to have children in the future. |
| × I have changed a diaper before. | × I've called the cops on a friend before. (I would if I had to though.) | × I'm not allergic to anything. (Damn.) |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (No duh.) | ✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (or anyone else for that matter) | × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Not that extreme...) |
| ✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Damn.) | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alkyhol, in very very minute quantity.) | × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. |
| × I own the "South Park" movie. | × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. | × I enjoy some country music. (NO.) |
| ✓ I would die for my best friends. (Any time, and gladly.) | × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. | × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (wtf no.) |
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. | × I have dated a close friend's ex. | ✓ I am happy at this moment. (relatively I guess...) |
| × I'm obsessed with guys. | × Democrat. (This is the closest I'd get I guess...) | × Republican. |
| × I don't even know what I am. | × I am punk rockish. | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. |
| × I study for tests most of the time. | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. | × I can work on a car. |
| × I love my job(s). | ✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Sure....) | × I have more than just my ears pierced. |
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I usually wear socks...) | × I have jumped off a bridge. (I plan to later though. It's a tradition.) | ✓ I love sea turtles. (I hear they taste good.) |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. | × I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. | × I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Proficient? I think not....) |
| × I hate office jobs. | ✓ I went to college out of state. (Waaaay out of state.) | × I am adopted. (My brother has made this claim multiple times though.) |
| ✓ I am a pyro. (I carry around two boxes of matches in my winter jacket. That should say everything.) | × I have thrown up from crying too much. | × I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. |
| × I fall for the worst people. | × I adore bright colours. | × I usually like covers better than originals. |
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (sure...) | × I can't whistle. |
| × I have ridden/owned a horse. | × I still have every journal I've ever written in. | × I talk in my sleep. (I hear that I don't. How boring.) |
| ✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Maybe a few centuries back...) | ✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (too often.) | × I wear a toe ring. |
| × I have a tattoo. | × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. | × I am a caffeine junkie. |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (um, not this silly.) | ✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (..... maybe even if I can't get away with it....) | ✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (bane of my life.) |
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. | × I'm an artist. | × I am ambidextrous. |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (damn used to.) | × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (IF THEY WORE CLOTHES, THEN MAYBE.) | ✓ I have terrible teeth. (unfortunately.) |
| × I hate my toes. | ✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (A certain someone bugged me into it.) | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. |
| ✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (OHHH YEAH) | × I am extremely flexible. (used to be....) | × I love hugs more than kisses. (don't... like... hugs....) |
| × I want to own my own business. | × I smoke. | ✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (unfortunate truth.) |
| × Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Surprisingly.) | ✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Movies especially. I bawl.) | × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I want to be.) |
| ✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (sure... .why not....?) | ✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I'm not masochistic.) | ✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (any time.) |
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before. | × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. | ✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (why not. makes life more interesting, right?) |
| × I can't stand being alone. | × I have at least one obsession at any given time. | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. | × I'm a judgmental asshole. (I hope I'm not one....) | × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. |
| ✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Hell yeah.) | ✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (..... sorta....) | × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. |
| × I am a Libertarian. | ✓ I can speak more than one language. (Hell yeah.) | ✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I'm sure I've done this too.) |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (any time.) | × I like reading fact more than fiction. (I like them both equally.) | ✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (all the time.) |
| ✓ I have no piercings. | × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. | × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (why worry?) | ✓ I like most animals better than most people. (they're cuter. and they have sharper teeth.) |
| ✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Game boys....?) | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. | × I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Maybe I will in the future... HAHVAHD SUCKS!!) |
| ✓ I am compulsively honest. (can't lie.) | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. | × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. | ✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (sleep i can forget.) |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. | ✓ I dislike milk. (i like chocolate milk though.) | × I obsessively wash my hands. |
| × I always carry something significant around with me. | × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. | × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. | ✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (All the time....) |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. | × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (every once in a while... but usually no.) | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. | ✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (They're just ugly. I mean....) | × I don't like to chew gum. |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. | × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I'm a late bloomer. Just started.) |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (damn right.) | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. | ✓ I love to sing. (sure, why not?) |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (NO) | × I have a custom-built computer. | × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. | × I've gone skinny-dipping. | × I've performed in three plays. |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. (sure....) | × I'm Irish and loving it. | × I have a thing for redheads. |
| × I am a twin! | × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (video games, or quizbowl... sometimes it's actually a hard choice.) | × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. |
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (hell no) | × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Proud for not much reason.) |
| × I need more time to myself. | ✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (sure.) | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. (DC++!!!!) | × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (Never read Death Note... Damn....) | ✓ I say random things to freak people out. (all the time.) |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (I HAVEN'T READ IT YET DAMMIT) | × I love playing Truth or Dare. (hate that game...) | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. | × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. | ✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (damn yeah.) |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. | × I can only hate someone that I love. | × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. |
